Y'all, a bird scared the bejeesus out of me the other day. See, we've had such a mild winter and beautiful, warm weather lately, so the wildlife has started to return to my backyard. The little lizards are figuring out the porch, and the birds are darting back and forth between the bushes. Except I think two of them were fighting. Or heaven forbid, mating. It looked like a fight, so we'll go with that. Anyway, these two birds were flying at each other and then they were flying at the porch and BAM! One of them hit the screen, and I almost spit coffee everywhere.